A seaside orphanage, children in masks (double whammy), and an incredibly tired husband - we're recapping J.A. Bayona's 2007 film The Orphanage! Mano Agapion (Drag Her!, We Love Trash, Horny 4 Horror) joins us to talk about this terrifying yet beautiful Spanish fantasy-horror. Grab your horror bingo cards cuz this movie does it ALL!
A grieving woman with a terrible boyfriend, a murderer in a ghost face mask, and some incredibly unfazed teenagers - we're recapping Wes Craven's 1996 teen slasher SCREAM! Come for the horrific murders and stay for Emily's impeccable Matthew Lillard impression.
Six women, one cave, and a whole bunch of nasty naked gollum men - we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2006 film (and Sammy's favorite horror film of all time!!!!) The Descent! Join us as we make a very strong case for never ever going spelunking. Adventure is bad and we should all just stay home <3
Five (5) candelabras, a newlywed couple, and your classic board game tycoon family with an unfortunate tradition to uphold - we-re recapping the 2019 film Ready or Not! Join us as we learn why it's important to stay on top of your endurance training.
Nosy neighbors, an incredible haircut, and a level of gaslighting that is truly off the charts - we're recapping the 1968 classic Rosemary's Baby. Join us as we learn how terrifying pregnancy and motherhood are. This episode contains descriptions of rape and other sensitive topics and could be triggering!
A hot dad, an adorable daughter, and an ever-growing hoard of zombies - we're recapping the South Korean zombie film Train to Busan! Our #1 horrorspondent Joel Jensen joins us via Zoom to talk about the winner of our foreign horror bracket. Listen to find out an exclusive entomological dermatology hack.
Also, *trigger warning* for anyone who has had a zombie fall on them while they were doing kickflips :(
Jack-O-Lanterns, knitting needles, and a killer in a William Shatner mask (the guy from Miss Congeniality) - we're talking John Carpenter's 1978 classic slasher film Halloween! Join us as we learn about Michael Myers, a big and fast man with absolutely zero chill. Pro tip: always be stressed, never be horny.
Puppeteers, a cellar filled with a buttload of artifacts, and a vacation with friends rudely interrupted by a zombie redneck torture family - we're recapping Drew Goddard's 2012 film The Cabin in the Woods. Join us as we argue about two-way vs. one-way mirrors and learn another very important lesson - don't get shredded.
Haunted children, fistfights with demons, and copious amounts of eye cream - we're talking James Wan's 2011 film Insidious. Join us as we venture into the further and learn an important lesson - don't dream too hard, folks!
Chainsaw fights, mountains of cocaine, and a semi-supernatural evil biker gang - we're recapping Panos Cosmatos' Mandy! Join us as we recap the greatest love story ever told. Pro tip: if a stranger ever says "See you later" to you - run!
